Last month, I got a sunburn after only working two hours in the yard. I was wearing an SPF 60 that I had lathered on every hour. Also, I’ve been known to get a burn during the winter months. Light will literally bounce back off my skin and temporarily blind anyone standing around me.
Needless to say, I’m white. So there’s been times in the past that – as most fair maidens do – I have dreamed of not being a giant highlighter on the beach during the summer months. When this happens, no matter how many times I’ve foolishly done it before, I will turn to self-tanners in hopes they will finally deliver on their promises.
But this was not one of those times. THIS WAS AN EVEN DUMBER MOMENT!